kingzeroes

oh god how did this get here I don't even use this website ever.

2009-06-10T06:04:13Z

Hey you.
I miss you.
And I love you.
And I really want you to visit.
I'm convinced that you're all I need to be happy.
I hope that doesn't creep you out.
You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.
And I love that feeling that I get when we hold each other close.
It's moments like those where I feel truly loved.
I live for that.
I live for you, and your love, and because I want to give you as much happiness as I possibly can.
I can't wait until we're back together.
I really don't like feeling like you have to hide me or something.
I wanna be yours again
I want you to be mine again too :P
I love you so much Courtney <3

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2007-02-17T01:10:06Z

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Status: Connected to guide: nedra(18188)
nedra(18188): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
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You: I need some better games to play with my nephew
You: you see
You: I have terrible ideas
nedra(18188): Like what kind?
You: games that are cheap
nedra(18188): Let me guess you been on 4chan?
You: like I can pick stuff up around the house
You: I don't wanna spend too much
nedra(18188): Okay
You: the last game we played was astronaut
You: he seems to have gotten bored with it
You: also I'm gonna need a cure for suffocation while you're at it
You: he hasn't moved for almost a half an hour now
You: even after I took the plastic bag off of his head
nedra(18188): LOL
nedra(18188): OMG
nedra(18188): You guys have me in stiches
nedra(18188): Are you there?
You: I'm glad you find the fact that my nephew is in dire need for a cure for suffocation
You: funny
You: am I where?
nedra(18188): It is any ding dong knows you don't put a plastic bag on someones head!
nedra(18188): Common now admit it, you're messing with me!
You: can you do a search for ding dongs?
You: because I should get one
nedra(18188): Sure!! LOL
You: if they know that I shouldn't put bags on my nephew's head
You: I'll tell all of my friends to get a ding dong too
You: that way
You: they don't accidentally suffocate their children
You: how much do you think it costs to own a ding dong?
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You: well I was wondering if it was possible to get AIDS from a corpse
You: I mean
You: I washed it
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You: I probably won't eat her until after I have sex with her a few times
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You: are there any scented aphrodisiac candles that also mask the scent of rotting flesh?
tammy(61092): Probubly
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2007-01-21T06:21:19Z

1) Full Name: Adam

2) Male/Female:not female

3) Were you named after anyone? That guy who was supposed to be the first human. Of course, he was also supposed to be made out of dirt which is a load of bullshit.

4) Does your name mean anything? ^

5) Nick Name(s): Adma, Adam bebe

6) What do you think you look like... name wise: Adam

7) Date Of Birth: July Eleventh

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: I was born in Christiana, and now I live in Bear

9) Nationality: Scandinavia, Ireland

10) Astrology Sign: Cancer

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: horse

12) Religion: None

13) Whats your favorite smell? I'm not quite sure.

14) Political Position? I have a mixture of political philosophies

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Orange juice, water, apple cider

16) Hair + Eye colour: Green/brown

17) Do you look like anyone famous? I've been told I look like a bunch of famous people. Except I don't look like any of those people. At all.

18) What do you look like? A human being.

19) Any unusual talents? None that are really unusual.

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? Righty

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? STRRRRAIGHT.

22) What do you do for a living? Nothing.

23) What do you do for fun? Draw, play guitar, talk to courtnie bebe

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with? Guitar, pencils

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with? buhh. I don't care

26) Have you met your grandparents? Yes.

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: COURTNIEEEEEe

28) Crush: ^

29) What celebrity would you date if you could? No.

30) Current worries? None

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Courtnie, Lena

32) Favorite place to be? My room ? XD

33) Least favorite place to be? The Mall.

34) Do you burn or tan? Tan

35) Ever break a bone? nope

36) What is your favorite cereal? Crispix

37) Person you cry with: nobody

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: yes

39) Any brothers: no

40) Any pets: Two retard dogs

41) An Illness: Uh, maybe?

42) A Pager: No.

43) A Personal phone line: No

44) A Cell phone: Yeah! and i never use it.

45) A visible birthmark: nope

46) A Pool or hot tub: Pool

47) A Car: No

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Loud, sarcastic.

49) Driving: Terrible

50) Your clothing style: T shirts and jeans.

51) Room: small.

52) What’s missing: from what?

53) School: Crowded

54) Bed: broken. Also folded in half

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Pretty good, I'd say. I hardly ever get yelled at for stuff. I hardly have to do stuff like chores. Also they drive me places within reason.

56) Do You believe in yourself: Depends on what I'm doing.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight? No

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yes

59) Have a future prediction that you would like to share? Imma loev courtnie bebe 6evr.

60) Get Along with your parents: yep.

61) Save your e-mail conversations: No.

62) Pray: No

63) Believe in reincarnation: Yes

64) Brush your teeth twice a day? Yup

65) Like to talk on the phone: meh, I'm not bad at it.

66) Like to eat? Yes

67) Like to exercise? sometimes.

68) Like to watch sports? not really

69) Sing in the car? depends on what song is playing.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time? I don't have recurring dreams.

71) Dream in color: usually

72) Do you have nightmares?: I've had one recently that I can remember. I'm glad it wasn't real.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No

What is…

74) Right next to you: a folding chair

75) On your favorite coffee cup? I don't have one.

76) On your mouse pad: DELL

77) Your favorite flavor of gum? Anything that doesn't suck.

78) Your brand of deodorant? Uhh right guard<--- I use that too :P

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: no idea.

80) Your dream husband/wife: Courtnie bebe

81) Hiding in your closet? Several small species of small furry animals gathered together and grooving with a pict.

82) Under your bed:carpet

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends? Courtnie

84) Your bad time of the day: the morning

85) Your worst fear(s): Losing my mind.

86) The weather like: Super cold and windy

87) Your favorite time of year? winter/fall

88) Your favorite holiday? Halloween.

89) A material weakness? ..........uh.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: I don't know, but today I definitely ate mint chocolate chip ice cream with a brownie and some hot sauce. It wasn't really that good.

91) At the top of your "to-do list"? Visit courtnie bebe and give her lots of lovins.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Boners.

93) A pet peeve? i hate that word

94) Your scariest moment: No idea.

95) Your attitude about love? I love it

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex? Listen to AFI. *shudder*

97) The worst feeling in the world: Joints being bent backwards, puncture wounds.

98) The best feeling in the world: Love

Dream within a dream

2006-12-24T19:17:59Z

I threw this concert
and I was the only person who had an instrument
and I wasn't with my band
I was with some other people
well
part of my band was there
charlie and randy were
but that's all
there was this girl tina there
and her sister
and it was strange
so we're throwing this concert
and nobody knows what to do
so charlie goes
"Hey, maybe we can fool them"
and he turns on "big willie style"
by will smith
and we try to lip sync it
or whatever
and then the crowd booed us
and then slipknot showed up
and I was like WTF?
why is Slipknot here?
I don't even really like them
and then after the concert
it turns out the stage
was my school auditorium
and I just kinda sat there with my feet dangling over the edge
and then I dreamed that I woke up
and then randy, charlie, tina, and her sister showed up at my house
and my hair was all short
and then I told them about the dream
and we drove off to main street
and everyone was like
"why is your hair so short?"
and I said
"my mom must've cut it in my sleep"

kingzeroes @ 2006-12-19T19:36:00

2006-12-20T00:36:25Z

May is Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month; you have been hired to design a poster for High School students.

Theme: "I'm not ready to be a Parent Until...."
Poster must be original art work, either hand drawn or computer generated, in color, and at least 8 x 10

You must also write an essay, stating the theme and description of the poster.

Project is scored on how completely and correctly you demonstrate an understanding of health concepts.

Y HELO THAR

2006-12-18T00:59:51Z

I'm Adam,
I'll probably forget that I have one of these.
Hooray for neglect!